don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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