i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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