Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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