Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You have to summon your inner elephant
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
