I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
