Me. At least after what I've been through.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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