That's intense
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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