I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The ass gains better be worth it
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