Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
