Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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