I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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