Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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