Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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