super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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