last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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