belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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