I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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