I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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