You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
