He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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