We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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