Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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