Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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