I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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