Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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