So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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