my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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