she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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