well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We had to coat check the pizza.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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