I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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