She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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