Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He shit in the fireplace
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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