Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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