weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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