Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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