There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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