Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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