508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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