He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She told me I should be a condom model.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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