I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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