This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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