How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
so much tequila, so little girl.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
