I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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