You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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