I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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