I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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