Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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