I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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