but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
