I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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